I’m Not Creepy, Just Clingy Facehugger Card – Funny Horror Love Card – Alien-Inspired Geek Valentine
I’m Not Creepy, Just Clingy Facehugger Card – Funny Horror Love Card – Alien-Inspired Geek Valentine
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Some creatures show affection with flowers.
Others… attach themselves to your face.
This hand-drawn Facehugger-inspired greeting card is for horror lovers, sci-fi nerds, and emotionally clingy weirdos who understand that love can be intense—but make it funny.
Featuring the phrase “I’m Not Creepy, Just Clingy,” this card is perfect for horror couples, Alien fans, Valentine’s Day, or anyone who thrives in creepy-cute chaos.
The Facehugger artwork was drawn by Inkeater and is part of a 2025 YouTube drawing livestream series, making this card a small piece of live-created art you can actually send (or frame).
Details:
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Size: A2 – 4.25 in x 5.5 in
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Paper: Matte Cardstock
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Includes: Brown envelope
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Blank inside for your own message
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Easily frameable after gifting
READY TO SHIP!
Orders ship next business day after purchase.
Designed with Inkeater Originals’ signature weird, spooky, and slightly unhinged charm—because sometimes love isn’t subtle… it’s attached for life.
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